hatemarriied:

crazy islander girl and her dog in their natural habitat

hatemarriied:

crazy islander girl and her dog in their natural habitat

froggysin:

hatemarriied:

i need my friend to come over tomorrow for a project for school but hes a dude and ive never had a dude over and im afraid my moms gonna freak out :/

If she does just say “Relax, mom, we’re just gonna bang. I’ll be upstairs.” Then flip your hair over your shoulder and march on. :D

im pretty sure if i did that id be grounded for until college

MY PEN PRESSURE WAS WORKING TWO SECONDS AGO WTF HAPPEned

boopanaro:

let me tell you, i am becoming very fluent in french. i know how to pronounce like six names from les miserables

I knew if something went wrong today it would be because of you!

i need my friend to come over tomorrow for a project for school but hes a dude and ive never had a dude over and im afraid my moms gonna freak out :/

emmisnotshortforemma:

Let’s not lose track of what’s really important.

emmisnotshortforemma:

Let’s not lose track of what’s really important.

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pinxiedust:

weloveshortvideos:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH - Vine by Gio Volpe

I feel enlightened in ways I can’t describe

such happy

shimmering eyes

full of love

manadium:

I have to remember to stand closer to people before I talk to them.

manadium:

I have to remember to stand closer to people before I talk to them.

Okay, so I don’t normally ask for help, but…

abnels:

mynameisnotacreativecolor:

I messed up. I got so overwhelmed that I mixed up the deadline for my deposit to the University of Denver. The deadline is in 13 days. I have to make $440 or more by May 1st or I won’t be enrolled into DU, and I don’t have a job that gives me more than $20 a week.

Here’s what I need:

I need people to commission me, ask me to draw you stuff, ask me to write you short stories, I don’t care. I just really really need this money or I can’t go to college.

And for those of you who don’t know, I don’t live with my parents. I’m cut off from my abusive family and I live with my best friend. I hate asking for help, but please just this once, tumblr please help me.

signal boost please

TIME TO ACTUAL LY DOT HE DISHES AND STOP BEING  A HUGE BUTT

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history